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If several men are together, Dutch women, through a series of shouting, rudeness, and intimidation, will eventually home in on the man most likely to carry their shopping bags for them at Albert Heijn in the near future.

They’ll persist until their chosen victim has turned into a lump of quivering jelly.

Romance can often start when two hands reach for a croquette or lekker frikandel.

Love set to the sweet smell of saturated fat, what could be more romantic?

The Netherlands is full of expat men, whose confidence has been shattered due to their experiences in attempting to date Dutch women.

Previously I provided some holiday season advice on dating Dutch women which many of my fellow expats appear to have ignored at their peril.

A similar pattern can be seen in the Dutch dating game.

A key thing to know about Dutch women is that they like to hunt in packs.

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If you are the kind of person that wants to skip the usual niceties of basic conversation, and boring unnecessary norms, chains placed by society that should be fought against, you know what I mean, stupid questions such as “hoe heet je? Conversation isn’t necessary, in fact, it’s positively discouraged. The classier and slightly less drunk Antelopes and Lions go to Bubbles.

I’m new here, where are the best places to meet single women?

” Being an equal opportunities kind of guy, I’ve decided to compile a list of the seven best places to meet both single Lions and Antelopes in the city of blue jeans and brown shoes.

Now this post might upset some, and if as a result I’m grabbed by a group of angry Dutch women, and am taken to my own personal hell, the drie dwaze dagen sale at de Bijenkorf, and am forced to carry their bags while they scream at me “IK ZEG SKINNY JEANS, DIT IS EEN BOOTCUT JIJ IDIOOT.” I’ll say to my enemies, “no need to be so aggressive, I was just telling it like it is.”The things I do for my readers!

As Grandmaster Flash once said in the song White Lines, ‘don’t, don’t, don’t do it! Even after 10 years in the land of deep fried cuisine, I still can’t break the habit of opening doors for women.

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